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Dahmer Dinner Love Card

Does your true love have a sense of humor? We hope they do if they receive this card!

Our Dahmer Dinner Love Card brings a darkly hilarious twist to romance. The cover features none other than Jeffrey Dahmer sitting at a candlelit table in his small Milwaukee apartment, with the words "You are the only one..." setting the tone.

Open the card to reveal the punchline: "...that I want for dinner," accompanied by a wooden spoon splattered with a "mystery" red sauce. It's good ol' cannibal humor at its finest—perfect for those who love their love notes served with a side of dark comedy.

These cards are ideal for Valentines Day, anniversaries, wedding gift, or any time of the year you feel!

* Cards are 5" x 7" and come with a black envelope that measures 5.25" x 7.25"
* A red "Dahmer heart" sticker included to help seal your card with love
* Each card is packaged in a cellophane bag 
* All cards ship from Arizona USA in a protective rigid envelope
* Please note, coloring my appear different depending on various computer or phone screens this is viewed on

Whether you're gifting it to your significant other or just looking to spice up your card game, this card is sure to stir up laughs (and maybe a little shock).

Made and shipped with love (and a dash of morbid humor) from AZ, USA.

Warning: Not recommended for the humorless or faint of heart.